What's Up Chuck?

CHRISTIANS did not invent Matrimony!

2008-06-18T16:05:07Z

The Jews Did not invent Matrimony!
The Muslims did not invent Matrimony!

Like the Bow and Arrow, the Wed-Lock concept happened organically, and independently all over the world.
No one culture or religion can claim ownership of the concept!

I find it so laughingly pathetic when I hear Christians claiming persecution in America!!!
They have NO FUCKING IDEA what persecution is!

I never wanna get married myself, but NOBODY should have the right to deny to consenting adults from doing it!

GAY MARRIAGE HURTS NO ONE!!!!
NO ONE!!!!

A way YOU can help the Renzi Center!!!!!

2008-03-28T17:00:58Z

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It cost you nothing, and will do SO MUCH!!!!!

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If you were ever a Teacher at Renzi
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A new song I wrote!!!!!!

2008-03-05T04:10:45Z

From the ice-age to the Tholian-age
There is but one concern
I have just discovered :

Star Trek is Better than Star Wars
Star Trek is Better than Star Wars
Star Trek mothers are better than
Star Wars mothers

Star Trek is Better than Star Wars
Star Trek is Better than Star Wars
Star Trek mothers are better than
Star Wars mothers

As Scotty said to Chewbacca
As he opened a crate of Romulan ale :

Oh, I say :
Star Trek is Better than Star Wars
Star Trek is Better than Star Wars
Star Trek mothers are better than
Star Wars mothers

Star Trek is Better than Star Wars
Star Trek is Better than Star Wars
Star Trek mothers are better than
Star Wars mothers

Beam me the Tribble ...
The one that you sat on ...
Beam me the Tribble ...
The one that you sat on ...
And I'll beam you mine

When I was a kid I thought Cops were the GOOD GUYS...

2008-02-21T01:35:44Z

.... Like Superman, Tarzan and Doc Savage.
I still think there might be some good policeman in the world. Guys who became cops to FUCKING HELP PEOPLE!!!

But the way all the local Boys in Blue are defending this SHITBAG.......

I don't like people who drink and drive.
The lady was in the wrong BIG TIME on that.
But this Asshole and all other cops like him GOTTA GO TO PRISON!

Just once I would like my city to get national attention for SOMETHING GOOD!
We ARE NOT ALL ASSHOLES HERE IN SHREVEPORT!!!!

I Smell an Astronaut!!!!

2008-01-18T02:30:24Z

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!

2007-12-24T05:20:12Z

Be Honest!

2007-12-13T01:46:11Z

Okay..... This is how I understand it.....

The so called Religious, Conservative right wingers, don't want their tax money to provide health care for the poor... RIGHT?
Well....I DON'T WANT MY TAX DOLLARS GOING TO A WAR I DONT AGREE WITH!!!!!!

How can they possibly envision Jesus Christ, The Price of Peace, Etc as being against affordable Health Care, and for WAR against a country that did not attack us?????
If thats how you see him, then throw away your nice little paintings of Jesus petting lambs, and smiling at cute little kids, AND GET FRANK FREAKIN FRAZETTA TO PAINT YOU SOME NEW ONES!!!!
Fill your churches and children's Bibles with nice pictures of Jesus wearing a gleaming, breast Plate and a fur trimmed, horned helmut, swinging a huge, bloody ax!
Show him cleaving the heads off all of his enemies!
Thats what ya want!
Be honest!

World Without Heroes

2007-12-07T19:59:12Z

Never a huge fan of Kiss, (Well, I always kinda liked Gene Simmons, because he was an adult who wasn't afraid to admit he liked comics, and back then comic geeks like me tended to stay in the closet, especially around girls!)

but I got the album 'THE ELDER', a concept album they did in the 80's (Right before they took the makeup off) from Itunes.
The idea was to make a soundtrack to a Sci-Fi-fantasy movie that doesn't exist.
Hardcore Kiss fans seem to hate this album.
Maybe it's because they are singing about something other then getting laid or something.
Kiss them selves seem to want to distance themselves from this album.
I downloaded it, cause I've always been curious about it.
Lou Reed apparently had something to do with it.

I'm digging it!

Here are the lyrics to the one song from the album that got airplay, back in the day...... I kinda identify with it!

A world without heroes
Is like a world without sun
You can't look up to anyone
Without heroes
And a world without heroes
Is like a never ending race
Is like a time without a place
A pointless thing devoid of grace

well you don't know what you're after
Or if something's after you
And you don't know why you don't know
In a world without heroes

In a world without dreams
Things are no more than they seem
And a world without heroes
Is like a bird without wings
Or a bell that never rings
such a sad and useless thing

well you don't know what you're after
Or if something's after you
well you don't know why you don't know

And a world without heroes
Is nothing to be
It's no place for me.

Viva Knieval!

2007-12-01T19:50:06Z

How to walk like a MAN!

2007-11-16T20:12:04Z

In order to learn to walk like a Man, you will the the following items:

1. An Ipod or Walkman (Boom Box is not advised, as this could cause people to stare at you and be wise to what you are doing, knowing you were not aware beforehand of Walking like a Man)

2. Headphones

3. An MP3 of 'Walk Like A Man' by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons or a cassette, store bought or recorded yourself, for your Walkman.

4. Assemble these items as needed.

5. Start the song as you go for a walk.

6. As you are walking, make sure one of your feet hits the ground upon each 'Clap' sound.

7. Do not attempt to touch a foot to the ground upon the 'double clap' section of the song. You will recognise this section when you hear "Ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooooooooooo ooo-oo Walk!" repeated several times.

8. Swagger your arms a bit, but not too flamboyantly, as this might defeat the purpose of this lesson.

9. and this is VERY IMPORTANT!!!..... Make sure that you don't have 'Midnight at the Oasis' by Maria Muldaur as the the song following 'Walk like A Man' on your ipod or cassette, as this will change your body motor functions completely (This very thing happened to me today)

Anybody wishing to add to or correct my methods, respond to this blog.

Your Pal,
The Savage Chuck

GREATEST TAG-TEAM EVER!!!!!!!!

2007-10-31T15:26:09Z

Dia De Los Muertos Art Show!!!!!!!

2007-10-31T15:15:50Z

I, and some of my favorite peoples in the world have stuff in this show!

I am El Gato Salvaje..........

2007-10-30T18:36:03Z

And I am MAGNIFICENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is .............PERFECTION!!!!! I am soooo in LOVE!!!!!!

2007-10-17T16:26:03Z

I’m Hot Blooded Check it and se.... HEY! WHERE YA GOIN BABY??!?!?!

2007-10-02T05:12:05Z

Several months ago, I was driving my bosses car on an errand for work.
I got tired of hearing the Techno CD she had going in the stereo, so I tried the radio...oldie's station.
Hoping to hear some Smokey Robinson or The Monkee's or Chuck Berry or the Banana Splitz.....SOMETHIN FUN!!!!

What do I get? FOREIGNER!!!!!
I never liked Foreigner!
Even back in High School!
Thats what the Jocks and people who smashed my head into lockers listened to, THE FUCKERS!!!!

Anyway as I was listening to the song it dawned on me....
THIS SONG IS JUST A STRING OF BAD PICK-UP LINES!!!!
The kind used by assholes at bars, disparately trying to get laid!
You know the guy!
He either has know idea how pathetic he is, or is to drunk to care.
The same kinda guy who yells out the car window at girls, gems like "Hey Baby! where's the party!"

Don't believe me about Foreigner?

Study the lyrics for yourself, THEN YOU DECIDE!

"Well, Im hot blooded, check it and see
I got a fever of a hundred and three
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
Im hot blooded, Im hot blooded

You don't have to read my mind, to know what I have in mind
Honey you oughta know
Now you move so fine, let me lay it on the line
I wanna know what youre doin after the show

Now its up to you, we can make a secret rendezvous
Just me and you, Ill show you lovin like you never knew

Thats why, Im hot blooded, check it and see
I got a fever of a hundred and three
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
Im hot blooded, hot blooded

If it feels alright, maybe you can stay all night
Shall I leave you my key?
But youve got to give me a sign, come on girl, some kind of sign
Tell me, are you hot mama? you sure look that way to me

Are you old enough? will you be ready when I call you bluff?
Is my timing right? did you save your love for me tonight?

Yeah Im hot blooded, check it and see
Feel the fever burning inside of me
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
Im hot blooded, Im hot blooded, Im hot

Now its up to you, can we make a secret rendezvous?
Oh, before we do, å have to get away from you know who

Well, Im hot blooded, check it and see
I got a fever of a hundred and three
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
Im hot blooded, Im hot blooded

Hot blooded, every night
Hot blooded, youre looking so tight
Hot blooded, now youre driving me wild
Hot blooded, Im so hot for you, child
Hot blooded, Im a little bit high
Hot blooded, youre a little bit shy
Hot blooded, youre making me sing
Hot blooded, for your sweet sweet thing"

If those lines don't work for try the sensitive approach...

"I wanna know what love is.... I know YOU can show me!"

Trust me!
I'm your PAL
Chuck

Diaper Dave Vitter wants to use my tax dollars to promote teaching Fairy Tales as fact!

2007-09-24T18:33:16Z

STORY HERE!

Vitter earmarks funds for religious group
Nonprofit supports creationist education
Sunday, September 23, 2007
By Bill Walsh
WASHINGTON -- Sen. David Vitter, R-La., earmarked $100,000 in a spending bill for a Louisiana Christian group that has challenged the teaching of Darwinian evolution in the public school system and to which he has political ties.
The money is included in the labor, health and education financing bill for fiscal 2008 and specifies payment to the Louisiana Family Forum "to develop a plan to promote better science education."
The earmark appears to be the latest salvo in a decades-long battle over science education in Louisiana, in which some Christian groups have opposed the teaching of evolution and, more recently, have pushed to have it prominently labeled as a theory with other alternatives presented. Educators and others have decried the movement as a backdoor effort to inject religious teachings into the classroom.

The nonprofit Louisiana Family Forum, launched in Baton Rouge in 1999 by former state Rep. Tony Perkins, has in recent years taken the lead in promoting "origins science," which includes the possibility of divine intervention in the creation of the universe.
The group's stated mission is to "persuasively present biblical principles in the centers of influence on issues affecting the family through research, communication and networking." Until recently, its Web site contained a "battle plan to combat evolution," which called the theory a "dangerous" concept that "has no place in the classroom." The document was removed after a reporter's inquiry.
Vitter, Forum have ties
The group's tax-exempt status prohibits the Louisiana Family Forum from political activity, but Vitter has close ties to the group. Dan Richey, the group's grass-roots coordinator, was paid $17,250 as a consultant in Vitter's 2004 Senate race. Records also show that Vitter's campaign employed Beryl Amedée, the education resource council chairwoman for the Louisiana Family Forum.
The group has been an advocate for the senator, who was elected as a strong supporter of conservative social issues. When Vitter's use of a Washington, D.C., call-girl service drew comparisons last month to the arrest of Sen. Larry Craig, R-Idaho, in what an undercover officer said was a solicitation for sex in an airport men's room, Family Forum Executive Director Gene Mills came to Vitter's defense.
In a video clip the group posted on the Internet site YouTube, Mills said the two senators' situations are far different. "Craig is denying the allegations," he said. "Vitter has repented of the allegations. He sought forgiveness, reconciliation and counseling."
Vitter's office said it is not surprising that people he employed would also do work for Louisiana Family Forum, which shares his philosophical outlook. He said the education earmark was meant to offer a broad array of views in the public schools.

Wold Newton in the Media!!!!!!!

2007-09-05T00:32:22Z

Hear Win Scott Eckert talk about Wold Newton on a podcast!!!!!

See top Wold Newton Scholars discuss Wold Newtonery!!!!

What If........

2007-08-25T05:01:06Z

What if Lord Greystoke aka Tarzan had fallen in love with Maria Von Trapp instead of Jane Porter?

It might go something like this....

Win, I think this one is an AU for sure!

Am I the only one who remembers THIS GREAT BAND?

2007-08-21T19:38:04Z

The Renzi Center!

2007-08-10T02:56:02Z

im-so-busy has made a FANTASTIC WEBSITE for THE RENZI CENTER!!! Check it out! Thats the place where my heart lives!!! It even has the first half of the Award winning film, THE REMARKABLES: TERMINATE THE ROBOT! That I made with the Renzi Kids! (We completed the Remarkarkables Trilogy this summer)

The GRAND ADVENTURE!!!!!

2007-08-09T01:18:22Z

At my favorite Living writers house, with some of my BEST BUDS!!!
Falling Stone Bitter was a gift from Mr. and Mrs. Paul Spiteri!!!

I'll tell more about THIS GREAT WEEKEND when I get my energy back!!!

Vitter Dregs

2007-07-20T13:34:21Z

Take care Christian Voters and watch who you trust.
Be watchful of politicians in their sinful lust.
Convince you they're holy when votes they do beg,
Then let you down, leaving Vitter dregs.
Ah, Vitter dregs.

With Biblical verses and stands against sin,
Pointing fingers at others for their wicked whims.
But then he gets caught with ladies of night,
And wearing some Pampers that fit way to tight.
Ahhhhhh, fit way to tight.

Falwell is DEAD!

2007-05-15T21:17:42Z

I hope whatever hell he is now in, has laughing Teletubies poking him with pink cattleprods!

Great Falwell Quotes!

“Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them”

“I had a student ask me, "Could the savior you believe in save Osama bin Laden?" Of course, we know the blood of Jesus Christ can save him, and then he must be executed”

“Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions”

“AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals”

“Billy Graham is the chief servant of Satan in America”

“The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country”

“If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being”

“Textbooks are Soviet propaganda”

“The ACLU is to Christians what the American Nazi party is to Jews”

“It appears that America's anti-Biblical feminist movement is at last dying, thank God, and is possibly being replaced by a Christ-centered men's movement which may become the foundation for a desperately needed national spiritual awakening”

“Homosexuality is Satan's diabolical attack upon the family that will not only have a corrupting influence upon our next generation, but it will also bring down the wrath of God upon America.”

“God continues to lift the curtain and allow the enemies of America to give us probably what we deserve”

“I sincerely believe that the collective efforts of many secularists during the past generation, resulting in the expulsion from our schools and from the public square, has left us vulnerable”

“(re: 9/11 attacks) "...throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools, the abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked and when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad...I really believe that the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who try to secularize America...I point the thing in their face and say you helped this happen."”

“[homosexuals are] brute beasts...part of a vile and satanic system [that] will be utterly annihilated, and there will be a celebration in heaven.”

What Chuck Loridans REALLY means

2007-02-05T00:34:54Z

<td align="center"> Chuck Loridans --
[adjective]:

A Handsome Man having the sexual prowess of a GOD

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

How to Handle a WOMAN!!!!!

2007-01-15T22:19:32Z