Several months ago, I was driving my bosses car on an errand for work. I got tired of hearing the Techno CD she had going in the stereo, so I tried the radio...oldie's station. Hoping to hear some Smokey Robinson or The Monkee's or Chuck Berry or the Banana Splitz.....SOMETHIN FUN!!!!
What do I get? FOREIGNER!!!!! I never liked Foreigner! Even back in High School! Thats what the Jocks and people who smashed my head into lockers listened to, THE FUCKERS!!!!
Anyway as I was listening to the song it dawned on me.... THIS SONG IS JUST A STRING OF BAD PICK-UP LINES!!!! The kind used by assholes at bars, disparately trying to get laid! You know the guy! He either has know idea how pathetic he is, or is to drunk to care. The same kinda guy who yells out the car window at girls, gems like "Hey Baby! where's the party!"
Don't believe me about Foreigner?
Study the lyrics for yourself, THEN YOU DECIDE!
"Well, Im hot blooded, check it and see I got a fever of a hundred and three Come on baby, do you do more than dance? Im hot blooded, Im hot blooded
You don't have to read my mind, to know what I have in mind Honey you oughta know Now you move so fine, let me lay it on the line I wanna know what youre doin after the show
Now its up to you, we can make a secret rendezvous Just me and you, Ill show you lovin like you never knew
Thats why, Im hot blooded, check it and see I got a fever of a hundred and three Come on baby, do you do more than dance? Im hot blooded, hot blooded
If it feels alright, maybe you can stay all night Shall I leave you my key? But youve got to give me a sign, come on girl, some kind of sign Tell me, are you hot mama? you sure look that way to me
Are you old enough? will you be ready when I call you bluff? Is my timing right? did you save your love for me tonight?
Yeah Im hot blooded, check it and see Feel the fever burning inside of me Come on baby, do you do more than dance? Im hot blooded, Im hot blooded, Im hot
Now its up to you, can we make a secret rendezvous? Oh, before we do, å have to get away from you know who
Well, Im hot blooded, check it and see I got a fever of a hundred and three Come on baby, do you do more than dance? Im hot blooded, Im hot blooded
Hot blooded, every night Hot blooded, youre looking so tight Hot blooded, now youre driving me wild Hot blooded, Im so hot for you, child Hot blooded, Im a little bit high Hot blooded, youre a little bit shy Hot blooded, youre making me sing Hot blooded, for your sweet sweet thing"
If those lines don't work for try the sensitive approach...
"I wanna know what love is.... I know YOU can show me!"
Trust me! I'm your PAL Chuck |